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Thanks mom!

Hello.

You can change girlfriends as many as you want or if you are muslims, you can marry up to 4 wives. But you only have ONE Mother in this world..Well, read this and try to think for a few minutes what does our mother have sacrificed for us bro…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing & break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth & eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world & I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids… & I hope they turn out just like you”

P/S: May God bless all the mothers in this world. Peace, one love!!

Categories: WoRD LiFe
  1. nur_alyesha
    November 9, 2006 at 3:26 AM

    Mummy, I love u forever. Cayang mak…

  2. November 9, 2006 at 5:04 AM

    wow, suriani menjadi org pertama mengomen la…
    u punya blog bila nak ada nie?

    hehehehe

  3. November 9, 2006 at 5:06 AM

    hai semua…

    hai kamarul
    hai halim
    hai qibby
    hai sharyna
    hai suliyana
    hai susito
    hai uda
    hai nandre
    hai awang
    hai taqie
    hai amien

    hai hai hai

  4. November 9, 2006 at 5:08 AM

    mak aku laher tahun 1941.. masa tu jepun masuk kampong tu, naik basekal je.. bunyi nya mcm lalang ditiup angen la.. ini crita pakcik2 aku masa geng2 jaga kampong kot kot ada jepun masuk..

    mak2 semua yang ada anak, lari masuk kawasan bendang belakang umah… jauh2 lari.. tinggal ja geng2 laki untuk berkawal..

  5. November 9, 2006 at 5:09 AM

    suriani nie sorang yang baek dan pemurah,…

    tak rugi sapa kawan dgn dia… baek hati..

  6. November 9, 2006 at 6:06 AM

    idup itm

  7. November 9, 2006 at 6:10 AM

    aku pon terkejut cik suriani memberi komen yg bernas. harapanku agar beliau mempunyai blognya sendiri supaya rakan2 dpt memberi komen2 yg baguih kepadanya. sekian.

  8. November 9, 2006 at 6:58 AM

    salam semua………
    cayang mak sangat2…………
    mak baik.. mak cantek.. mak manje.. mak pandai..
    slalu tido dgn mak……. windu la…………………..

  9. November 10, 2006 at 9:15 AM

    hahahaha suzila yang anak emak… ke ni?

    suriani telah membuat kejutan yang paleng memberansangkan…
    senyap2 ubi keledek la budak nie

  10. nur_alyesha
    November 13, 2006 at 1:10 AM

    Tak payahlah puji lelebih..Nanti kembang pulak, baju xmuat. Hehe. Aku nie biasa jer. Segala yang baik dari Allah, yang buruk datangnye dari diri aku sendiri.

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