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Uncle 18sx

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, ‘You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you…you have no legs!

The old man smiled, ‘Therefore, I cannot run around on you!’

She snorted. ‘You don’t have any arms either!’

Again, the old man smiled, ‘Therefore, I can never beat you!’

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, ‘Are you still good in bed???’

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

‘Rang the doorbell didn’t I?’ 8)

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  1. legend
    December 27, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    aku terbaca kat yahoo, iaitu pengasas Playboy yang berumor 84 tahun baru bertunang dengan seorang gadis perawan rambut blonde…

    • December 27, 2010 at 11:40 AM

      dia guna minyak but but la bro… kui kui kui

  2. December 27, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    tak paham

    • December 27, 2010 at 4:10 PM

      alamak, salah upload image la puan qibby…
      baca semula, baca semula.. huhuhu

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