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Fenomena eksploitasi

Hanya sekadar lawak..

Situasi sebenar: Seorang nenek pegi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di tempat kejadian.

Buletin Utama – “Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari.”

Harian Metro – “Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan.”

Utusan Malaysia – “Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?”

Harakah – “Kami tiada beca.”

Malaysiakini – “Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah.”

Obefiend – “Nenek meleis mati. Aku suka vodka.”

Twitter @NajibRazak – “Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!”

Blog Melayu paranoid – “Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca.”

Ibrahim Ali – “Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!”

Pancaindera – “Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Beca Gangster.”

Mastika – “Misteri penarik beca: temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi.”

Samy Vellu – “Beca tak bayar tol dicari.”

P/S: Sekadar lawak penghibur petang hari. 8)

Categories: WoRD LiFe
  1. kylie
    August 22, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    Moralnya:

    Utusan Malaysia merupakan lidah rasmi PM untuk bantai geng-geng Pakatan Rakyat.
    Itu saja…

    • August 22, 2011 at 9:31 AM

      Utusan Malaysia mmg takleh pakai, byk sgt bodeknya. aku dh berabad dh tak beli..

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